Monday, March 2, 2009

Fashion Crisis in Las Vegas

My Oh My--- I am behind in keeping my blog. Where has the time gone? Well, let me see...Minnesota, New Orleans, Santa Cruz, and Las Vegas to be exact. Whew- I'm glad to be home for the next week or 2. Anyway, I digress from the purpose of this latest entry.

WHAT THE HECK DO THE PEOPLE IN LAS VEGAS THINK THEY ARE WEARING??? DO THEY EVEN LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE THEY LEAVE THEIR HOTEL ROOM???

Seriously.... not everyone is a showgirl (nor should they be) and not every woman has the body to wear a tight mini dress. And, what the heck is up with beer-bellied men wearing the skin-tight t-shirts? Is there a National Tightest T-Shirt Contest on the Fattest Man that I am not aware of?

Wow- I saw high heels that had platforms so large I swear they had living swimming goldfish in the heels, so many sequins my head was spinning, feather boas (for real), and cowboy hats so large men could carry their entire families around on the brim. What are people thinking???

I know... What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.. But that is supposed to be GOOD, not BAD. This is definitely bad- borders on pure insanity really.

People- it's not Halloween every day in Las Vegas- sure, it's different, and you can let loose (not literally) a bit, but come on... Please. Take my recommendation. Own a full length mirror and use the one in the hotel while you are at it.

Rant is now over.

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