Sunday, June 21, 2009

Summer Tunes & Flicks

Some of the things I love about summer...

Sunshine and warm weather (no rain allowed)
Havianas flip-flops (only these will do... no $5 flip-flops here)
Pina Coladas (and getting caught in the rain...)
Ice cold sangria with TONS of fruit
The beach (nuff said)
The glow of slightly tanned skin (no sun burn allowed)
Dinners out on the patio (at whichever restaurant is open!)
BBQ season
No mosquitoes in CA
Festivals and fairs
Movies and concerts... speaking of which..... 2009 is gonna be a good one for this! Check out my my top choices for summer films and the concerts I have tix for over the next 90 days...

Movies
The Hangover (just saw it!)
The Proposal (seeing it soon!)
My Sister's Keeper (out very soon)
The Ugly Truth (coming soon...)
500 Days of Summer (just wait...)
The Post Grad Survival Kit (bought the book today!)
I Love You Beth Cooper (Save the cheerleader... ???)
Nine (Suspense at it's best...)

Concerts
Kenny Chesney with Sugarland and Martina McBride
No Doubt with Paramore
Counting Crows with Augustana
The Fray
Def Lepard and Poison
Pink

How fun is that??? Lots of exciting stuff for a summertime of fun!
What are YOU gonna do? :) Please share!

Summer, summer, summertime.... Time to sit back and unwind... :)

Monday, June 15, 2009

News of the Weird

Many newspapers have "News of the Weird" columns... Here is mine today... Let's just go with headlines and a few comments... No themes--- just stuff I recently found amusing (or scary...):

Alaska... "Tanning & Taxidermy"
Hmm... Really??? Catch some rays while your pet gets stuffed

More Alaska... "I got Crabs at Humpy's"
Don't even wanna know, but I saw the shirt and I went to Humpy's

The Bachelorette
Tanner the Toe Sucker... Is he FOR REAL?
What guy would truly admit this fetish?
All I can think of is toe-jam-- gross

Did you know that it's illegal to have sex with a porcupine in Florida and in Minnesota it's against the law to have relations with a live fish??? Huh. Who knew?

NAKED BIKE RIDE FOR CHARITY
Cities across America participated
Ok, if riding bike does not hurt your "nether regions" enough... why would you do this???? Ugh!
Ouch~

I really do think that is enough for a Monday. I will stop complaining about Jon & Kate and Heidi & Spencer... Oh- sorry, I mean "Speidi"... Geez.